so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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