Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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