It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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