Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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