It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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