the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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