You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
how drunk are you?
Several
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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