Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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