? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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