I have demons in me.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
