Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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