Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Randomize
