Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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