Me too!
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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