All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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