brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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