He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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