Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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