it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Randomize
