So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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