I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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