If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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