So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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