This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
