3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Randomize
