I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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