I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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