Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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