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Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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