We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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