Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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