If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just pee around me
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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