my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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