pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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