You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
where are you?
Hypothermia
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Randomize
