That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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