okay pat passed out under dana's car
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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