I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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