There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
