i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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