I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Randomize
