Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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