It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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