wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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