3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
is this the sara with the beer cane?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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