Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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