I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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