Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
He has the fingertips of a God
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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