I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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