Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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