it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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